Penis

Something you put in a vagina

Rick- Yo man I wanna stick my penis in her va jay jay

Bob- same man

by rchandler17 March 25, 2021

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Brian's Penis

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Brian's Penis

by Bigdaddyofdick October 4, 2020

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A part of the body used to educate those less informed of the base levels of pleasure available to their bodies that they are, in fact, not lesbian. Tends to shrink in the presence of men or bad weather. Excessive use may cause severe side effects, including but not limited to: pleasure, orgasms, syphilis, pink socks, and the uncontrollable urge to Himalayan pile driver someone

I showed a lesbian girl how a penis is really used the other night, now she has a boyfriend.
Also, don't forget to wear a condom

by Hunley2334 April 16, 2019

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snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.

That nigga had a Snapple penis.

by YaboiHaxx March 2, 2017

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Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.

Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."

by Fankfrank April 12, 2013

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