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Taylor Lautner syndrome

When a guy is buff, hot and has a great smile but waaaaaaay too many chicks chasing him. Awesome when he likes you back. Adam Abajian has this... Too bad half the class likes him, I'm just a friend to him.
Me: *Sigh* Adam is so hot...

Alyssa: Don't even go there, he has Taylor Lautner syndrome. All the girls want him.

Me: Damn his hot abs...
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New Kid Syndrome

When a new kid shows up at a small school, if he/she has even the remotest good looks, people of the opposite sex flock to that person.
Man, Suzie isn't really that hot but the whole Freshman class sure does have some severe New Kid Syndrome. Look at how many love notes she has!
by Sleet October 5, 2009
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Vince Chase Syndrome

A syndrome that affects some men, rendering them inable to do anything without the best guy friends with them at all times. This includes, growing up, living in a house, and dating. Inflicted guy is surrounded by his bros at all times and they make all of his life decisions together, in essence if you are dating a guy with VCS you are basically dating his friends too.
A good example of Vince Chase Syndrome is its name sake. Vinnie Chase from the appropriately titled series Entourage. In where Vinnie goes no where and does nothing without his entourage of male companions.
by pstang December 13, 2010
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Mike George Syndrome

A short fat 24 year old male. He lives with his parents and has no job or drivers license. Yet he takes pilot lessons and tells girls he is a pilot. His uncle invented the question mark and paper clip. The Mike George claims he has three majors but isn't enrolled in any school.
girl: Hey i like your shoes
M. George: My uncle invented them!
girl: No he didnt you must have mike george syndrome!
by wutangbee November 1, 2010
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older brother syndrome

OBS is when your guy-friend is wayyy too much like an older brother...overprotective, and hates anyone who touches you..or talks to you..or looks at you the wrong way. Sometimes as annoying as a sib, but you love them anyway:)
Guy: Hey gurl, wanna go out this weekend?

Girl: SURE!

Girls Best Guy-friend: Who is he? What does he want? Why is he talking to you?

Girl: Dude, chill it with the OBS (older brother syndrome)
by PIAFFE September 10, 2013
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Nimbus 3000 syndrome

(nim-bus- three-thousand- syn-drome, noun. also known as N3S or Gandalf's staff syndrome.) Thinking you are better than someone else and suffering from having a stick the size of a nimbus 3000 up your gluteus maximus. Be warned it spreads quickly, and if you don't think you have it, you do, just for thinking that you don't.
I think I'm so much better than everyone; I have Nimbus 3000 syndrome.
by GandalfsStaff May 24, 2012
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chapped ass syndrome

Dry anus caused by severe anal sex. Also referred to as C.A.S. Symptoms include anal bleeding, skin peeling from the rectum, dizziness, blurred vision, and obscured thinking.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 22, 2008
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