Penis

Pp. I-i-I-ithlam- ithlammed I thlammed my penith in the car door

Me: bro I slammed my cock in the car door 💔😕
Me: 💔⛓🥀dhmu only the real ones know 💔⛓🥀

Penis

by Dyingtea September 12, 2021

Penis

a giant thing or small i dont judge and most girls make it sqwirt in there pussy to make them pregnet it will grow

this penis is huge matthew

by THE_REAL_SPEAKER March 16, 2021

Penis

a penis

i got a penis

by p3n155 October 1, 2019

douglass penis

Absolutely massive

Rumor has it that douglass penis is so big that he walks in the room and his dick walks in 5 minutes later.

by Rossman08 August 22, 2021

Petty Penis

When your having sex with a female and you aren't able to pleasure her.

Guy: How you like this fat cock baby?

Girl: Ugh, well you have petty penis!

by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Penis Tingle

A phenomenon one gets when a stock contained in the Zack Morris Index begins to climb as stated by @MrZackMorris himself. One does not have to see it happening to experience the Tingle.

I experienced a penis tingle when $STRN went to $15 today. I stopped working out and checked my account to find that my balance had doubled. Zack called it yet again.

by Skank_Bacon January 5, 2022

Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.

Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !

by mudz / liax April 21, 2022