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penis flab

It's a penis that has a flab
Dude you got a nice penis flab
Other dude: thanks man!
by Anonymous echo December 19, 2016
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Penis Gambit

When your friend decides to start the Circle Game. If you see the Okay sign made below the waist. The moment you do, you take your index and middle and thrust it right into the circle in full force. You look your opponent in the straight in the eyes while they take a hit to the scrotum.
Joe played the Penis Gambit which is why his friend was in pain.
by Sallawhaldewen September 13, 2023
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Penis

John: Wow! Look at him! He has a giant Penis
by kcarrot August 22, 2023
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Rick- Yo man I wanna stick my penis in her va jay jay

Bob- same man
by rchandler17 March 25, 2021
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Penis resort

Penis resort 1. is a means of resolving issues/problems that occurred beteween opposite sexes by having sex with that person.

2. refers to using sex as a means of re-starting stalled conversation.

3. refers to resuming normal relationship (after having sex) without discussing the underlying issues which caused lack of communication or misunderstandign in the first place.
Your Friend: "How is it going with your girl-friend? I haven't seen you guys together for the last few days?"
You: "All of a sudden she was upset for reasons unknown to me. And she is not talking to me."

Your friend: "Then what are you going to do about it?"
You: " I tried all I can to get her attention except for penis resort."
The next day:
Your Friend: "Did you talk to her?"
You: "Thanks to penis resort, things are back to normal."
Your Friend: "That is wonderful."
You: "Penis resort is a great normalizer, a silent peace maker."
by Fankfrank April 12, 2013
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Penis Picasso

An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:

- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.
by Not_Michael_Keaton August 15, 2016
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A pee pee is a long (sometimes) meat stick that the homies clash together for fun (hehehe sword go cling clang)

Also interactable on
-Females
-The boys
-Glass
-Brick holes
-Teacher (male)
-Teacher (female)
-The homeless man on the street ($20 is $20)
Jackson: "wanna clash our penis's together?"
Addison: "hell yeah just let me un-sheath it"

*There will be blood starts playing*
by The cock chafer February 21, 2023
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