jack the shitter

goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"

by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024

Jacked

Jacked is used mostly in runescape and other mmorpg games.It means same thing as owned or like if you embarrass someone.

Noob:"my sword worths 1million coins"
Jacker:"no its a free item found on ground"
Someone"jacked!!"

by The Zabaff October 22, 2008

Jack

A very manipulative person who targets woman.

Jack also known as Patrick Batman a very good person.

by Patrick gully March 21, 2022

jack

he is a guy that is super annoying and has no feeling for other and is a loud mouth and like to act stupid to fit in with the crowd

jack stop being so loud

by dave1111 May 14, 2019

doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018

Jack

Jack means nothing. Jacked means stolen from, detour, off track. Jack is nothing but a word used to either say something happened and you don't know who did it. What no one needs or wants to run into. Maybe over but not into.

You don't know Jack. I got Jacked!

by Kemeb December 18, 2018

Jack Smith

It's a term used when you report to work with technical difficulties. "My laptop jus automatically updated," or "My computer just turned off." when it isn't the case. The concept describes a lie that lets you escape your work when you're lazy.

You can also use this to describe someone who just disappeared without notice.

Hey guys, I'm lazy AF right now. Let me do a Jack Smith.
Where's Jay? Is he at work or not? Did he Jack Smith on us again?

by Chest Compressions December 29, 2021