oral barf bag

When you go down to perform oral sex on a girl and her vagina smells so rancid you instead grip both her lips and use her pussy as a barf bag.

She must not have showered for weeks cuz when I went down on her I had no choice but to give her a oral barf bag.

by Psychostench April 19, 2023

white bag ready

Dead/murdered/homicide; on the scene. White bag ready, ready for a white body bag carried by police.

If they had come at me they was gonna be white bag ready.

by A-12 terms June 2, 2018

Major Bag Alert

Male donkey who can’t twirl his hair and blush.

“blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”

by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023

speed bag balls

The feeling you get when you have passionate sex and your balls hurt from smacking into your partner. They hit off them like a person hits a speed bag in boxing.

"I woke up with speed bag balls after a night of rough sex with my girlfriend"

by blazereid101 August 13, 2016

Berlin Speed Bag

When you cinch your nut sack with a zip tie extremely tight and let your partner go to town like prime mayweather

Peter- my girl gave me the Berlin Speed Bag last night.
Mitch- you need a testacuzi now my guy

by Berlin baddie June 26, 2023

eating a bag of teeth

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard

Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!

by Rimbault November 27, 2021

whore bagged bitch

a whore bag and a bitch all in one. you extremely dislike this specific person with a burning passion more than half the time.

emma: you won’t believe what happened.
sarah: omg what?
emma: my sister wore my green crop top to michael’s party and got gum stuck in it. she’s officially a whore bagged bitch.

by taylor.4.2.0 June 4, 2020