cable party

A poorly organized party where the chance of seeing girls is below 5%.
Rather common expression in Slovenia and some countries of Western Europe.
In France and Switzerland its equivalent is "party de la saucisse".

Jim: I just came back from Martin's birthday party.
Michael: And how was it?
Jim: Zero girls..... just another sh***y cable party.

by swkid June 25, 2023

Party Jess

Somebody who is present at the party, but refuses to put down their laptop.

Look out - we've got a Party Jess over in the corner.

by ScottyMo91 July 31, 2016

Speed Limit Party

A small to medium sized social gathering where young adult Mormons get together to do bland, morally unambiguous activities such as Go Fish, crocheting, and (as the namesake suggests) driving the speed limit to the local soda jerk.

Katie invited me to hang out on Friday night, but it turned out to be a boring ass speed limit party. We made dirt cups and drank sparkling juice. I felt like I was in kindergarten again.

by Yoinky McSploinky May 14, 2025

your not invited to my birthday party

the worst insult

your not invited to my birthday party anymore said the annoying shithead

by a person who breathes oxygen June 2, 2023

Blizzard Party

When there's so much snow, you hang out with your neighbors (because you're trapped) and just dgaf.

There was so much snow on Crossbridge that Caleb threw a Blizzard Party when it hit 16".

by Crossbridge Crew March 13, 2024

Chlamydia pool party

When you and your ex are having sex with each other and also other people

I don’t know if I can have sex with her anymore man she’s having a chlamydia pool party

by NothinbutAsh February 22, 2020

splatter party

A social gathering at which feces/defication fetishes are enjoyed. Any gathering in which the focus involves the spreading, projection, or excessive use of bodily fluids for fetish satisfying purposes. Often refers to group parties at which individuals lay under a glass table while others deficate on the glass above them (aka glass bottom boating), though may be more specific to the observance of more explosive diarrhea in this context.

May also refer to gory horror/slasher movie marathons or group viewings.

Jaime got to observe his first glass bottom boating at the splatter party last weekend.

by Female Troubles April 6, 2017