Xi Jinping has a small penis

What makes you think Piers Morgan doesn't have a small penis? His wife isn't "Taking a break" to NOT fuck a fat-cock.

Hym "Xi Jinping has a small penis. See? I'm not a plant. Not a Russian agent. Not a Chinese spy. If it looks as thoigh I am you have to remember I suggested bouncing my IP around to aviod detection. Some of these YouTube motherfuckers are paid plants though. Somebody needs to make an app like Newsbreak except for YouTube shills."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Penis Maneuver

A interesting act done by males in order to preduce pleasure also know as jacking off,wanking,or{mastubating}.

Greg! I did the penis maneuver so hard last night!

by Urmumswasher July 30, 2020

penis

A big long hair thing that goes in holes and white stuff shoots out when sucked hard enough

I have a giant penis and i want to use it on you

by jake2smooth November 23, 2021

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

Penis Roasting

Making jokes about ones penis and it's size.

Jerry was really penis Roasting tom by saying his was so long and thin like crap!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020