ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

penis

something i have.

dang that girl has a nice penis

by bekahwashere April 19, 2020

Penis

Mine is big

I have a monster penis

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

Penis

Kyle

Girl:1 what's a penis
Kyle: look
Girl :Wozers

by Ashlyn223344 March 2, 2024

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

penies

pennies

hg penies

by kvhjvjvhvk, September 3, 2020