Dooshe(Doosh)-Bag

Redneck spelling version of the traditional form Douche-bag used to insult another person. Same meaning; however, with potentially more of an insult to the recipient given that it is typically wielded by a person with no higher than a 9th or 10th grade education, multiple missing teeth, and wearing greasy overalls--all, which said person wears as a badge of pride in protest to the perceived traditional version with french influence

You are a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
That guy is such a Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!
Fucking Dooshe(Doosh)-bag!

by Hedder01 May 22, 2018

sticky steam bag

When you tbag a girl while you shit on her chest and you cum on her forehead at the same time.

Aye girl you wanna do the sticky steam bag? I gotta shit and cum.

by Trai O'Connell November 2, 2012

chicken bag soup

A tasty delight produced by dipping ones chicken bag into a pot of water. Allow the chicken bag to simmer on medium heat for 15 minutes. Once chicken bag is pinkish, add 1 tsp. of Grey Poupon mustard, a head of brocolli, and a package of Kraft Macaroni + Cheese. Allow chicken bag to simmer along with the remaining ingredients for an additional 23 minutes.

My balls were burning after I used them to prepare chicken bag soup.

by haleyaryan December 7, 2010

paper bag bitch

A girl with a fat ass and good pussy but all fucked up in the face

"Aye you know that one girl Tracy"

"Yeah she got a fine body but she a paper bag bitch"

by Fuckggzziswhereitsat June 1, 2016

Suck a Bag of Ducks

1. When you try to type suck a bag of dicks but your auto correct is offended by this and changes dicks to ducks
2. When you want to say suck of bag of dicks but there are children (or your parents) in the room

3. When you want nothing to do with dicks but still want to get your point across

Person 1: Donald Trump sucks
Person 2: Yeah he can suck a bag of ducks

"Oh go suck a bag of ducks"

by Not using my real name October 27, 2019

Big Bag Of Douche

Essentially a douchebag, but in a bigger, more badass, classy phrase.

Any drug that can be smoked, specifically weed or tobacco

Joey is a Big Bag Of Douche for shitting himself.

Gina has a Big Bag Of Douche were gunna smoke up at her party.

by sitting_goose_44_urmom December 14, 2009

Mexican in a sleeping bag

A bean burrito

Man 1: yo I was camping last week and there was a big fat beaner there. When he went to sleep in his sleeping bag he looked like a bean burrito from Taco Bell.

Man 2: I was there too, your talking about the Mexican in a sleeping bag.
Man 1: yeah

by Kennedy Half Dolla February 27, 2022