Mom

She always do the house chores, cock and play with her kids. She will be mad if the house are messy. She's the most perfect person that i've met and she can cock many of delicious food. She will play with or entertain her children if they're bored if her children are sad she will be there to listen she know how people feel and always are there for them she's so sweet a kind. You will be happy forever if you're close with her.

I want a partner like my mom

by Sahiii October 8, 2023

ur mom

a person with a big ass

i was in bed with ur mom last night

by sus is in jesus July 20, 2022

your mom

your mom is fat btw.

your mom is a really cool word beacause it has been used by Abraham lincon himself

your mom likes cock
your mom is fat
when your mom walks in the room all breaks

by daddyuuu March 9, 2021

the White Mom Association of America

A group of caucasian mother, generally Jewish but not always. Who is overtly involved in there childs social, academic and personal life. So much so they find pleasure in involving themselves in other people's kids lives. There favorite pastime is gossiping, PTA meetings are there soul purpose for living and there childs batmitzvah is the peak of there life, from there it goes down hill, once there child joins BBYO and starts fucking an NJB. Never trust a member and don't become to close because they probably have shit on you that there ready to expose.

"Dude one of the moms from the White Mom Association of America, snitched on me last night for juuling"

by Brittany Bernstein June 10, 2018

Ur Mom Gay

Hurts the opponent's mental health with raw emotonal damage. Can be reversed with "No u".

A: Fuck you bitch.
B: Ur mom gay
A: *had a stroke and fucking died*

by nowyoucandie February 23, 2022

trash mom

Worse than a dead beat mom. Gives children up for adoption to start family with new guy. Lives in trash piles so moldy and slimey even Cynthia Silvia Stout would have taken the garbage out. Doesn’t care about well-being of children just wants free food and free place to live.

She has a trash mom.

That trash mom trades sandwiches for sexual favors.

by BitchTitBag July 29, 2021

Your Mom

We all know the joke "Your Mom" but sometimes, we need to make it far, very, very far.
So now it will be considered as "fuck me daddy" to stop these "Your Mom" jokes.

Person 1 : "I fucked your mom"
Person 2 : "Alright I'll do it"

by HappyUnammed January 27, 2022