a term used to describe an individual who goes to any unnecessary extreme to out do any one or anything that stops them from achieving their self created goals then becomes apathetic and abandons the goal; shortly thereafter begins a new temporary obsession.
by National Center of Diseases July 8, 2010
Get the Louis Walters Syndrome mug.The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers, chick flicks, and romance novels)
Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.
by meanameana February 14, 2015
Get the Magical Vagina Syndrome mug.A term used to describe a mentality a minority of New Zealand citizens suffer from, (often National voters and the antivax), in which they blame their day to day problems on the Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern. Usually problems that have no relation to Ardern’s actions or personal views.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
They also frequently spout their opinion that she runs the worst government ever, despite the fact that the economy is in good shape, unemployment and child poverty is down, minimum wages were boosted above inflation, and healthcare continues to receive more funding than ever before. - While previous governments had all the same perceived failures without any of these successes.
Those that suffer from Ardern Derangement Syndrome may be seen at public stores turning over copies of Woman’s Weekly and books featuring Jacinda Ardern. Or met at a limited number of family gatherings where a single individual will spend the entire day talking about how bad Jacinda is, that they ruin the day for everyone around them by spouting political nonsense rather than enjoying time with family.
Jane: Awful weather we’re having today, isn’t it?
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
Carl: It’s all Cindy Ardern’s fault! She’s using a weather controlling machine to personally ruin our day, my day specifically. Worst government ever!
David: Jane, don’t bother talking to Carl, he has Ardern Derangement Syndrome and cannot be helped. Everything will revert back to Jacinda. He told me it was personally the Prime Minister’s fault his neighbour's dog shat on his lawn too.
by MikeHosking January 14, 2023
Get the Ardern Derangement Syndrome mug.Sudden, repetitive feline movements or sounds that some people make, seemingly without being aware of it that don't interfere with their lives, but others may look at them as if they are weird.
_____ has Kitty Tourette Syndrome because he/she will be sitting there and all of a sudden start (meowing, purring, cuddling, or swatting at things) like a kitten
by mjollnir59 February 22, 2015
Get the Kitty Tourette Syndrome mug.Symptoms Include Becoming A fat drunken brown troll who's fingers are as big as D battery and enjoys raping little black emo boys named leon in the back shadows of a pub
dude see that drunk brown guy making the grunting noises with the little black emo boy in his arms dude i think he is going to molest him o god what is he doing with that D battery i think he has Chanta FANTA Syndrome
by MR.DR Leon Wilson August 25, 2011
Get the Chanta FANTA Syndrome mug.its a play on words from the movie "sixteen candles." when an unattractive girl tries to get the a guy that is not on her level, 3-4 levels above hers.
by HawafricanMan June 22, 2009
Get the sixteen candles syndrome mug.1. Always craving the attention the first born sibling recieves from parents; wanting the recognition from parents; Always striving to "one-up" other sibling, to hopefully recieve attention from parents.
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
2. Usually has some degree of rebel in them; mostly in the wrong when in altercation with first sibling.
3. Willing to fight to the death over petty things to show parents that first sibling is in the wrong.
4. The cure for this syndrome is when the First sibling leaves the household, therefor leaving parents to become attached to Second sibling, until First sibling returns to home for a short stay(s).
Joe: "Mom, I swear to moses Mark punched me !"
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
Mark: "Mom, I would never do said thing, you know that, don't you"
Mom: "Of course hunny, I can not believe I am even questioning your integrity."
Mark: " Thank you, Joe is just going suffering from Second sibling syndrome."
by TPBruso February 25, 2010
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