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Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.
by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006
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Butthole baby diet

The giver sprinkles a ramen noodles seasoning packet in the ass of the receiver while the receiver boils the 0 gram transfat noodles in the asshole of the giver. The couple then scissors their buttholes until the noodles and seasoning mix. Then you eat it while watching dumb and dumber 2
Michael gave me the butthole baby diet last night and I am still shitting out seasoning.
by Barneybigdick January 27, 2015
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baby mama shoes

A type of shoe worn by woman ("BABY mama's") also sometimes called flats. Usually worn down, sometimes with a bow or glitter . Made popular by woman with kids from men they are not with.
What are those?! Why are you wearing those baby mama shoes ?
by Chicago blk November 27, 2017
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Baby Juice Depot

A young, red-haired woman who is a depository for male ejaculate. Similar to a cum dumpster.
For $4 you can drop off your load at the local baby juice depot such as Mel's face.
by Funnytimes April 21, 2009
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Babys on the half-tip

A phrase used to describe when a person is on the verge of crying, getting upset, bitching, or acting like a baby. Popular phrase among Stoners.
"You ate my fucking shnitzel! Why did you eat my fucking Shnitzel?!" yelled Jerry. "Oh oh, Babys on the half-tip!" replied Andrew
by BongBlitz November 27, 2009
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Angry Turkish Baby

Exceedingly old cannabis that has become dry, clumpy, and strong smelling. When smoked, is very harsh and dry, causing irritation of the lungs and excessive coughing.

Term originates from the concept that smoking this kind of cannabis is akin to having an angry Turkish baby thrashing around in your lungs, as Turkish stereotype lends itself to hairy arms and fits of convulsion-inducing rage.

Hence, a small baby with hairy arms thrashing around inside your lungs is a suitable comparison for smoking cannabis fitting the above description.

Also to mention, excessive coughing during smoking any cannabis leads to a more intense high. Adding to this weed's tendency to become more potent the dryer it becomes, Angry Turkish Baby will cause a very severe and lasting high, especially to more virgin lungs.
MAN 1: Man, I lost my entire bag of kush at Steve's.

MAN2: Well, I've got about a 1/4 left over from Halloween last year.

MAN 1: Man, that stuff has become Angry Turkish Baby by now.

MAN 2: Beggars can't be choosers. Try not to loose your bag next time, moron.
by Iron Penguin January 10, 2011
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baby mama-in-law

title used to define another chick that has a baby by the same guy you do.
Your baby daddy's other baby mama, whether they're in a relationship or not. If they get married, she turns into just your baby daddy's wife, until they get divorced.
My son's little brother's mom is my baby mama-in-law.
by NatBooty May 20, 2005
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