A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
Get the Brown Belt Bromug. by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022
Get the Brown Doggin’mug. Bollocks management yuk speak that sounds like slightly dodgy porn analogies used by Australians to annoy everyone.
by fozzie12 January 13, 2009
Get the Browning Offmug. While crouched over your partner and receiving a hummer you defecate on your partner's neck, hence a brown bow-tie. Note that the person delivering the brown bow-tie must be facing his partner's head, lest he deliver a brown sombrero.
"While Sarah was giving me a hummer last night, those refried beans kicked in and I couldn't help but give her a brown bow-tie!"
by TheSinkingSpell June 30, 2009
Get the brown bow-tiemug. (Verb) To publicly defecate indiscreetly.
Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.
Browning can result in public humiliation, so use it wisely. Most people that brown themselves do not wipe their ass, giving themselves rashes and dirty pants.
Ex 1- Hunter browned in the pool, leaving a cloud of shit in the water.
Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.
Ex 2- The man started browning himself on the escalator.
by Jamarii June 11, 2021
Get the Browningmug. To beat a woman. This term came into use after the 2009 Grammys when Chris Brown was given a felony charge for beating Rhianna.
by Matt Burkhardt March 11, 2009
Get the chris brownedmug. A sexual act which involves defecating on your partner and wrestling with him/her so as to share in the feces.
by SexMagi January 3, 2019
Get the Brown Tumblermug.