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Mc skinny penis

This is when someone is more alone than awesome but is still quite awesome. Most people would say that it is a good thing to be but it is still not the best thing to be. You do not need a penis to be know as a Mc skinny penis.
Feelix: Wow the Oscar is such a Mc skinny penis
Oscar: yeah true that
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Penis Labor

An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
by FricePine July 17, 2021
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My penis

I have a micro penis. My penis is the size of a ant
by My Micro Penis May 25, 2021
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Penis

A long cylinder that you once sucked at a sleepover and now the owner barely interacts with you, not even bothering viewing your Instagram stories because he's a man whore and a fucking 5.9 incher bitch, who then goes and tells your friends about how you begged him for it when actually he's the one that was literally saying "just do it" (you were hesitant but ultimately gave in). Then a month later, texts you and says he wants to go for another round but you deny because he lost his fucking chance and also you dont want it ruining your friendship like the last time it happened.
Person 1: ok I'll suck your penis
Person 2 (man whore): good boy
3 months later
Person 1: Fuck you bitch jokes on you cause you mean nothing to me and Im finally getting over you so haha
Man whore: wanna try again?
Person 1: no I'm sorry (is thrown back to square one, needing to get over him all over again
by E.M.M112606 May 14, 2023
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Penis patty

Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes
(Boy 3) “yes please
by Penis patty June 4, 2020
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Penis

“You have such a small penis”, the woman said. “The boys didn’t think so”, he responded
by Canyon34 February 19, 2021
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Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.
🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.
by Techgyrl October 24, 2019
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