2000's baby

A 2000's baby is one who is born in the 2000's (2000-2009). A 2000's kid is one who is born in the 90's (1990-1999).

If you were born in 1990-1999, you are a 90's baby and 2000's kid. If you were born in 2000-2009, you are a 2000's baby and 2010's kid.

by Gods200401 February 4, 2017

baby sign language

baby sign language



• "Please change my diaper": Turn beet red and make straining expression, then smile.
• "I'd like something to eat, please": Cram fist in mouth and suck wildly.
• "I'm tired": Make a series of weeping gestures before closing eyes and lolling head backward.
• "Please pass me that thing up there that I can't reach": Point and grunt, then continue pointing and open mouth into screaming position.
• "No thank you. I think I've had enough": Throw food or object to floor with exaggerated grin.

My babe could speak baby sign language since she was born.

by davisdudette December 18, 2008

Baby dog shit

A person who is both king of jerks, and babies.

Bob: I hear you broke up with Diana last night.
Jack: Yeah, she had a crazy temper tantrum; she almost stabbed me with a fork!
Bob: Well you cheated on her, so it makes sense. I think you should talk to her.
Jack: No, fuck her, and I don't wanna get stabbed.
Bob: Dude, you are such a piece of baby dog shit.

by Rdcatfish302 July 25, 2011

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

brown baby boy

when you take a shit so big that it looks like a young child.

your dog jus left a brown baby boy on my front porch.

by damond August 11, 2004

baby daddy ties

Two women or more that has at least one kid by the same man.

Why them chicks trip everytime they see other? They must got baby daddy ties or something.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 16, 2006

Retarded Animal Babies

Retarded Animal Babies is a site of newgrounds.com which is very amusing. Sadly, epiodes aren't being made anymore, but if you watch ANY of them (might be good to start at the top and work to the end to get the jokes) its pant-pissing hilarious. Anything these little critters say is quotable material. Everything.

"I swear to christ I'll assrape you with rusty corncob holders!"

by Brocko January 13, 2004