When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
by 13.9 March 21, 2022
Get the Brown Butter Baptismmug. When a gossip aunty has a daughter, and that daughter grows past her teens, she becomes a toxic beast that is hellhounds to break the hearts of innocent, unassuming mamas' boys.
by anonymous July 5, 2023
Get the Toxic Brown Bitchesmug. When you are assailed by a violent and unexpected deluge of projectile diarrhea.
See also, "bit torrent"
See also, "bit torrent"
So, I was posing for an advert when I felt this fiery probing sensation in my rectum. "I was like.... shit.... Am I touching cloth!?!?"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
My mate Kirsty was like, "Nah, Mate. You were in brown tide"
by Mount Titeubus November 17, 2023
Get the Brown tidemug. by ID production crew July 31, 2021
Get the formal brownmug. by Dalila Roselt June 7, 2017
Get the Brown Trufflemug. by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022
Get the Linda Brownmug. When you take a long tapered shit on Christmas morning that, upon pre-flush reflection, looks exactly like a miniature Christmas tree.
by Smegmid December 24, 2023
Get the Brown Christmasmug.