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Trumpets

The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll
by Tronnastyll May 29, 2019
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trumpet

The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
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Trumpet

Often loud and brash, but sometimes smooth and seductive, a Trumpet is usually the most noticeable instrument in the band. Whether trying to be the lead, or gathering alongside fellow players, a Trumpet is always the first to jump into a jam. Overconfident, easy to hear, and impressive at repeating others’ past riffs, they sometimes suffer from being unable (or otherwise unwilling) to harmonize with others.

Thinking they are *pets* of the conductor (or director, etc.), they are actually more often just pup*pets*, easily manipulated by strings.
“Wow, we were all having an intelligent political conversation until that Trumpet showed up.”

“Three Trumpets walked on the train today and basically played everyone off on the next stop.”

“Did you hear about what happened this morning?”
Unfortunately. Just another Trumpet blasting off in a crowd.”
“Betty White.”
by exbtyler November 22, 2021
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Trumpet

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.
by Hlalakar June 7, 2020
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hiney trumpet

What you would call someone or, more specifically, someone's bum when they have a loud, rumbling passing of gas.
Oh my god, did you just fart? I felt that hiney trumpet over here!

Dude, seriously? You're a damn hiney trumpet!
by piratefire777 September 19, 2016
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Trumpet

A Trump supporter. Usually used by non-trump supporters, as myself.
Your a trumpet.
Ew she’s a trumpet.
Yuck a trumpet.
by anthonyoop November 2, 2020
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serbian trumpet

When an uncircumcised man is getting a blowjob from a woman and she blows his foreskin up right before ejaculating.
Fiona was a freak last night! She even gave me a Serbian Trumpet without even having to ask her.
by Serbian Native March 3, 2018
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