Trumpes

It's like herpes, except that it's not sexually transmitted. It effects the brains of unsuspecting taxpayers who are susceptible to easy lies, blatant arrogance, and prone to wishing they could also lead a life of bad decisions yet still somehow view themselves as success stories. Much like Donald Johnson. Trump has done.

"hey. Have you heard from Thom lately?"

"no, not since he contracted the trumpes..."

by Buildingsea$ September 14, 2017

Trump

A national embarrassment

That Trump guy is screwing everything up

by Dr. Stupid the original September 2, 2019

Trump

A poor man's idea of a rich man, a weak man's idea of a tough man and dumb man's idea of a smart man.

Billy Bob was impressed by Trumps business apptitude

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Trump

An orange, and a baby.

Ugh, there goes Trump, the orange. You know he is a baby? 🍼

by NaruSaku Shipper The Strabbery November 25, 2020

Trump

Probably the worst sore loser in the history of the world. He claimed a victory for the election, despite the fact that he lost by 7 million votes.

You're a Trump!

I don't like playing with him, he's a Trump.

by Distortion Dude December 1, 2020

Trump

Another word for dumb ass

Oh look at trump, you mean the dumb asshole?

by Trumpisadumbass December 4, 2020

Trump

A person who overstayed their welcome and will not leave when asked too.

Man the party was over 3 hours ago and John is still sitting on my couch drinking all my beers! I’ve told him to post off and he won’t leave! What a fucking Trump!

by Hollowone November 14, 2020