jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work

Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird

by Vince Macintosh May 4, 2011

bird brain

Somebody who is saying very stupid dumb things and is always getting you confused because they don’t make sense

Your such a bird brain. You are dumb

by simpforfinnwolfhard November 14, 2020

Bird ringer

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

Blood Birds

The Soviet Union’s special forces unit that tracked, hunted and slaughtered the remaining Nazis camped out in Europe.

A group of Nazis were camped out in a rural town in France but the Blood Birds took them out.

by International Russian Spy April 6, 2019

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018

chipping bird

A very rare bird from the Amazon that needs to be rubbed 4 times a day.

That's a chipping bird!

by thatstheticket December 6, 2010

Bird Bite

The act of playfully pinching a man's penis to catch them off guard while you say Boop!

John punched Peter in the face after Peter gave him a Bird Bite, it put a real strain on their relationship.

by Ericthegr8 January 13, 2023