Loafing

To lack; Not aware of your actions; To bait

"Bro stop loafing you was supposed to be here two hours ago."

by 7 way May 31, 2022

Loaf Land

Usually when in a clouded mind state and forgetting what you are doing by not responding or doing very stupid things. When smoking too much pot can lead a person into "loaf land" making them un-responsable when asked questions. Sitting at a computer in a opiate high is another example of being in 'loaf land'.

While playing Magic the Gathering 2v2:

Corey says:"Joe what are you doing... don't forget to counter his spell."
10 seconds later...
Joe says: "Don't worry bro."

Corey says: "DUDE WTF you didn't counter the spell. Are you loafing?"
Joe says: "Sorry bro..... (20 seconds later) I missed clicked".

Corey says: "Huh? we already lost."
Joe says: "I think I'm in loaf land bro."

by SuperCaL September 4, 2013

Loaf Dick

When you eat too big of a sandwich and you just can't.

Can't bang, got loaf dick.

by phoehm November 13, 2016

Bulgarian hog loaf

Hog loaf from the land of Bulgaria. Often times is so juicy and tender it melts in your mouth and leaves a coat of Bulgarian oxide. You have to wash your mouth for 1 hour to get rid of this coating. Is the most nutritious food of the 21st century.

Man, I tried Bulgarian hog loaf and it was so good!

by Bryce loves boobs November 16, 2023

Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

by Bangtanarmyletsgetit December 5, 2019

Elk-loaf

A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.

An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.

1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.

2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.

by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010

Loafs Loyalists Hangout

THE BEST SERVER ON EARTH ISTG THE PEOPLE HERE ARE SO HELPFUL AND KIND
i love them all so much and im always so happy to talk with everyone there
thank you :)

person idk: hey dude have you heard of Loafs Loyalists Hangout
someone: yeah i have its the best server ever! the owners and mods are super nice and funny!
person idk: they are so amazing

by stab i think July 29, 2021