secret garden

a term used for any unwanted hair on a female, particularily arm pit hair.

Ashley V. almost yaked when she saw the secret gardens in that chicks pits!

by Rylan S. March 30, 2005

Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.

That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)

by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

secret recipe

The best food a man makes when his woman is sick or hurt or he just loves them so much

Stephen pulled out his secret recipe potatoes and carrots and rushed across town to deliver them to Mandy and Cooper when she fell and got hurt after a hot shower.

by deef jung October 16, 2017

Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020

secret couple

A love that cant be open because of unnecessary judgment, or just a relationship waiting for trouble. Either way these two people know that they are in love, and nothing will stop them.

"I would rather keep our relationship as a secret couple"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"

by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017

secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.

" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."

by Heather Witherden December 9, 2008