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big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.
oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.
by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021
mugGet the big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkersmug.
a pickup phrase that will have woman at your feet, seriously try it and see the results for urself
example 1.-
girl- hi
guy- "u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?"
girl: omg i wanna suck your cock 24/7

example2.- she´s got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers.

bruh nigga tf u mean by "should include the word being defined"?
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
mugGet the u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers?mug.
Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥
by Withering April 19, 2022
mugGet the I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥mug.
a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"
by basedwhip February 15, 2023
mugGet the you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girlmug.

Stay at Home Mommy

White, upper or upper-middle class female. Has strong opinions on, well pretty much everything. Opinions, while strong, are based more on privilege than fact. Will have vacant, crazy eyed stare. May also consider themselves a "Dog-Mom". Likely to post opinions on social media for attention, supported with little basis in reality. Stay at Home Mommy will often respond to debate with "as-if, or what-ev, as she is likely too damn stupid to engage in intelligent debate. An adult referring to themselves as a "Mommy" will have nothing of any substance to contribute to conversation as they are clearly disconnected from reality, have no fear and are potentially a total dip shit, cancer to society and a true step backward in the advancement of society in general. Avoid at all costs.
I'm a Stay at Home Mommy, and you now know all you need to know about the validity of anything I'm about to say next.
by plaidfinger February 1, 2022
mugGet the Stay at Home Mommymug.

Mommy's vegetable cabinet

The fandom of HeronGale, originated from a throwaway line, his chat spammed it until it became a thing
HeronGale : im like a kid on Christmas thats found mommy's vegetable cabinet
His chat : i n t e r e s t i n g
by Throw_meatthesun February 24, 2021
mugGet the Mommy's vegetable cabinetmug.

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.
Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...
by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016
mugGet the salty mommymug.

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