cock bone

A person who doesn't want to listen when spoken to. They think they are right on everything so when someone is telling them something they could care less.

I tried to tell joe not to drink and drive but he thinks he is sober enough. He sure is being a cock bone.

by jimmybomm April 22, 2020

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donut bones

The tell-tale signs that a traffic cop has been waiting for speeders. Can be coffee cups, food wrappers as well as worn tyre tracks behind a sign.

Behind the billboard was an array of donut bones. We knew then, to slow down when travelling in this area.

by dark triad February 18, 2009

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bone crook

A bone crook is a dog who steals or hides a bone from other dogs in the household.
The bone crook is sneaky enough to pull off the crime without the other dogs knowing.

Murphy stole a big-ass ham bone from in front of the fireplace and stealthily skittered down the stairs with it without the other dogs' knowledge. When I looked for the bone, I had found that the bone crook ate the fucker!

by Telephony May 22, 2018

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biscuit bones

A medical condition where the subject is highly prone to injury in even the lightest of physical activities. This is probably due to having bones that are brittle like biscuits; hence the term.

Person 1 : How did Rick dislocate his shoulder?
Person 2: He did it whilst sleeping; he's got proper biscuit bones.

by fernofry September 20, 2016

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hemtt bone

when riding in the Army tactical vehicle known as the HEMTT (heavy expanded tactical truck) the occupant will receive an erection in less than 30 minutes of travel. This is usually caused by the vibration, bouncing and generally rough ride of the truck.

We had only been on the road for about 5 minutes before i got hemtt bone.

by explodie December 6, 2011

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