Kieg Nut

A smart a** who will give you all the facts and is horny all the time

wow kieg nut that's fascinating.

by Vanderslar April 27, 2020

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Nut Curd

A hot load. Man cum, a blast of semen, spew, spat, skeet, jizz, spunk, baby gravy, man batter, ball juice.

He coated my face with nut curd.

I blew my nut curd all over her tits.

I fapped so hard I blew nut curd all over my computer screen.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

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Nut Mansion

A term for describing a man's bedroom, in which he busts many nuts either through the act of masturbation or sex.

In the case where a male is about to engage in a threesome with two females: 'Welcome ladies, to Nut Mansion'

by Stepney March 15, 2014

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No one knows what Skinny Nuts mean because circles can't be skinny. The first time Skinny Nuts was used in a sentence or was ever heard was when a person named ZiffyClumper said Skinny Nuts to a man named Clowfoe was told he has them.

Clowfoe, "clowfoe. clowfoe. clowfoe"
ZiffyClumper, "skinny nuts"
Clowfoe, "THERE IS NO SUCH THINGS AS SKINNY NUTS"

by FellowPizzaGuy February 27, 2022

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nut coma

When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.

Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea

by McLovindatPussy September 15, 2017

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nut ma

A nickname of a psychotic female that owns a diner in a small town. Often known to physically abuse her husband of 30 plus years. One second she's fine the next she's bat-crap crazy throwing dishes and cussing patrons !

Man don't ever tell her that your hamburger tastes like crap because "nut ma" is frickin crazy and will start slinging dishes

by Sly rat March 1, 2017

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