GOD

nothing is here

GOD is not real

by dank memes are like dat boi April 19, 2017

God

He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon

God is real

by Ellechelle July 8, 2018

God

something that may or may not exist and is being overwhelmed by millions of wishes every second, and just needs a break.

misinformed person: (asks god for everything on earth and help 24/7)
me: "Jeez dude give him a break"

by I understand logic March 15, 2021

God

god is just basically better than you

God is better than you

by Ur_mom_gay23 July 23, 2018

God

Sus/Imposter
God is sus because he's always sitting in security and watching everyone through cams(even when you're naked) .

God is the imposter, God is sus sitting on cams watching us jerk off.

by Cutiepie Amish November 16, 2020

God

Some fake stupid ass nigga who thinks he can tell us that some gay ass nigga called Jesus is cool

God, the fuck is that nigga? Oh, that’s right, fucking gay

by Reeeeenenenejd February 20, 2019

God

God is a person with many skills and qualities. Sweet, sexy, terrifying, stalker, creepy and hot are some the words one can use to describe God. Can come off as crazy, scary weirdo at first but in reality is just full of energy, optimism and sexual innuendos. Always there to help and wish you a nice day but also the first one to jump at the chance to roast someone. Not to mention the fact that one cannot have a normal conversation without it being turned to something sexual when God is around.

OML! God is such a polite stalker!

by God_is_I March 8, 2022