Pig Ol' Benis

Slang term or code word, deriving from Tig Ol' Bitties. Pig Ol' Benis simply means to have a Big Ol Penis!!

I had sex with this guy last night and he has a Pig Ol' Benis... hell ya!!!!

by Michael Tiff April 6, 2006

tig 'ol bitties

Enormously large tits.
A more thought-provoking and graphic description of big 'ol titties. Phrase describing the size and shape of the teat more so than the breast itself.

That broad has got tig 'ol bitties.

by kennynall February 23, 2008

jan ole behrens

A person with small cock. very small.

whats that? you have a jan ole behrens!!!

by stick your nose up a niggers asshole. June 20, 2003

Tig Ol' Bitties

When you see titties so big you have to put books in our lap.
You often can't believe your eyes.

They have a Double D guarantee; in a contest they'd win first prize.

Most likely to be fake.

Your Favourite Martian: 'Are there any new girls, 9's or 10's? Hopin' a few hotties had moved from other cities'

AND THEN IN WALKED THIS GIRL WITH TIG OL' BITTIES!

by Jetroid November 29, 2011

Ole Gunnar Solskjær

Former Man United legend as a player, and the current caretaker manager, THE BEST manager since Fergie! He resurrected the Squad, which were shit when Jose Mourhino managed them. Manure United turned to MAN United under Ole! OLE BALL!

Ole Gunnar Solskjær has resurrected Man United!

by rightoverlord December 26, 2018

The ole' one two

When you stick up your middle finger and do the "up your ass"
Motion at the same time - use only when someone has truly pissed you off.

"I was walking on the sidewalk to get some food and there was a 40 year old lady screaming at me that I was living a life of sin. So I gave her the ole' one two

by Toon_Link_GotT September 7, 2016

Ol’ Dirty Duke

After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”

I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.

by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2018