"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
by blossombaby August 9, 2012
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Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
by LordBoy April 2, 2013
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Get the Dead Clocking mug.1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
Get the joke dead mug.The gas caused by a dead deer who has been decomposing for 10 plus hours, which hisses gas out of its asshole as you drag it along the sidewalk
by Mildy Flaccid October 28, 2018
Get the Dead Fart mug.when someone has made a facebook or myspace twitter or skype for no reason. this profile is easily identified by the few friends no pictures and not too much information. on facebook it will tell you that the profile is incomplete. can also be identified by no recent posts if any or long period of inactivity.
person 1: wow mark has 1 picture no info and 3 friend besides me and he does not even have a post!!!
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
Person 2: ya hes been offline for 29 days too and has 3 profile views
person 1: typical dead profile.
by Daaaaaaaadddddddd February 1, 2010
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