Lazy eye

When you are getting head from a girl and you pull out and cum in her eye so bad it gives her a lazy eye

I was gitting head from this chick when; well long story short now she has a lazy eye.

by Tyson "The Man" October 13, 2004

Lazy Susan

The act of simultaneously violently shitting and vomiting, called such because if you were to lay on your side, the mere force of it all might cause you to spin as if you were a carrot stick on Aunty Carol's lazy susan, just waiting to get dipped in some hummus.

"Mate I had the worse case of the lazy susans last night... I reckon if I got on side I would've done a little spin."

by big dudey dude December 26, 2018

Lazy Bum

Most Common birthday of this wild species: 17th February.

Names vary but have known to have started with the letters Z or S and end with N or A.

Height range of this creature: 4’7-5’1

This creature has been found to be the middle child of the family in numerous occasions in historical records

Frequently seen as a 12/10

Has very substantial anger issues due to multiple reasons unknown to historians.

Has genetic links to the famous child’s cartoon ‘Teletubbies’ characters. How usual.

The Lazy Bum was too lazy to get out of bed

by 0456 May 23, 2022

Lazy shitter

An individual who waits until the last possible moment before going to the toilet for a shit, thus not having to waste any energy in expelling said turd as it explodes out all by it's self.

What do you mean, you need a toilet now? you should have gone earlier, you lazy shitter!!

by kayejd January 10, 2014

Lazy Cat

A slang word used to use on someone who is lazy and is a massive procrastinator

Tyler is always slugging around and never does his homework. He's such a lazy cat!

by skorox May 21, 2016

Sleep Laziness

The period of feeling where you've stayed up WAY past your natural sleeping time, and you feel like you're going to start nodding off, but you're too lazy to go into your actual bed.

2 sleeping in obviously uncomfortable position at desk
1 : "Hey 3, why is 2 sleeping like that?"
3 : "He stayed up too late last night and just passed out like that, everyone agrees that he really needs to work on his sleep laziness."

by Shiicloud July 8, 2011

lazy sos

Lazy sack of shit

Get off the couch and help with the dishes you lazy sos

by awmm February 10, 2020