B-zone

If someone is in the B-zone, they are in a situation where they could potentially be bollocked for something about to happen or that has already happened.

Iain: Wanna buy some drugs?

Simon: Dude, your standing outside the police station...you are so in the B-zone.

by Scary S October 24, 2008

Hoe Zone

When a girl has A LOT of friends on Facebook, meaning she probably gets around.

Cameron: Dude I think I'm gonna go out with Julie.

Chris: Bad idea man. Have you seen how many friends she has on Facebook? Hoe zone man.

Cameron: Dodged a bullet on that one.

by Teehoe April 30, 2010

Scary Zone

The realm of existence you enter upon smoking way to much weed. A place where you are convinced you'll never leave, and that you are so high that it becomes a nightmare. The closest you can be to poding without poding.

guy 1 : Dude i smoked way too much last night.

guy 2 : Why did you POD?

guy 1: Nah man i entered the scary zone i thought id never be sober again.

by Laxkid22oa July 17, 2010

Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.

Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman

by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017

ankha zone

Ankha Zone is a peculiar video in which a cartoon cat is performing an unmentionable act of intimacy on a man. Ankha is an animal crossing character but in the video has been animated to have a woman’s body.

“Someone just sent me that Ankha Zone video, want to see?”

by ii.45 September 16, 2021

Safari Zone

1. An area north of Fuschia City in the original Pokemon games where strapping young lads wandered in search of some of the rarest Pokemon in all of Johto.

2. More commonly used to refer to a bar, or other place, where horny men go to pick up drunk sluts.

Adrian: "I'm going all Safari Zone, y'all try to roll?"
Thomas: "No... I don't have any confidence in myself."
Adrian: "What's the deal?"
Thomas: "Dude, I just have this really tiny penis."
Adrian: "Yeah shit mane, can't try to roll with no four-inch chode tryin' to do none... Out, negro."
Thomas: "Word."

by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009