American Football 

A sport played in the U.S. by huge, ripped dudes (and a few extremely fat ones), which apparently makes Europeans want to murder even more than a well-played soccer match does.

Fan 1: Hey! Did you have a good time at the American Football game?

Fan 2: Hells yeah. The Lions actually won, if you can believe it.

Fan 1: Did any fans or refs get murdered by a seething mob after the game?

Fan 2: No... Why do you ask?

American Football by CoolHandChris December 14, 2004

Freeport Football

One of the prestige football teams on Long Island. Known for their athletes, they tend to have a sucessful season every year.

Known for their spread offense, and their hard working football players.

Guy 1: Yo did you see d'brickashaw ferguson in that jets game last night?

Guy 2: yea.. hes a great football player. they all come from freeport. freeport football is a problem.

Freeport Football by LongIslandScout August 25, 2009

fat football ass 

gay expression. a large, hard-muscle male butt. expression inspired from the big butts of American football linemen. some gay men find such large, meaty arses very attractive.

"Kevin's got a fat football ass I'd love to fuck the shit outta."

fat football ass by tshee February 2, 2006

Women's naked football 

Where women get naked and play football with each other.It is a popular spectator sport of men when ever it is played. The women mainly play it for men. It is most often played byteen women at a secluded hang out for teen men.

lets go watch some women's naked football.

Women's naked football by Deep blue 2012 March 26, 2010

fantasy football 

The only sports whites can play better than blacks.

Fantasy Football, a true American pasttime.

fantasy football by aldwardo October 15, 2006

Bellevue Football

A bunch of DI athletes from around the country that all mysteriously make there way over to this school to beat average white kids in a sport.

Guy: Wow Bellevue Football seems to win state every year.
Guy2: Yeah probably because their starters are recruited from all around the country.
Guy: Oh that still doesn't explain why the mediocre kids from Bellevue talk trash all the time.

Bellevue Football by juststatingfacts February 6, 2014

fag football 

what we called flag football in gym class. due to the gay little flags used and the lack of hitting involved.

oh, great. we're playing fag football today. this is some lame, gay shit.

fag football by the undying zombie December 18, 2008