the chinese pug

During sex in the doggy style position, put all your weight on the girls back forcing her face into the bed resulting in a sound similar to a pug snorting

Last night I gave my girl the Chinese pug. I never laughed so hard during sex in my life

by The Chinese Pug August 2, 2017

Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.

My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?

by Rosie python March 11, 2022

Chinese Lollipop

Code name for blowjob.

Hey Julia! Can I get a Chinese Lollipop?

by stevegreensburg September 30, 2019

Chinese Prut

Lithium ion battery's that are unbranded and have most likely fake capacities.

What a scam, there is Chinese Prut in my replacement battery pack!

by Eenrandomaccountvoordezesite May 20, 2021

Chinese Dufflebag

Having protected sex and after you tie it up and slap you're partner in the face with it.

AFTER I PULLED OUT OF TAMMY I GAVE HER A GOOD OLE' CHINESE DUFFLEBAG!

by Pho-King Germum November 1, 2023

Chinese Speedragon

When you’re taking a shit and it shoots out all at once and it’s a one day wiper

Guy 1: Dude did you piss or shit?
Guy 2: Shit
Guy 1: That took exactly one minute
Guy 2: Yeah I had a Chinese Speedragon
Guy 1: Oh sweet

by Cadester03 August 5, 2018

Chinese Jerk

A group of people who are circle-jerking in a sex slave while eating a Chinese takeaway.

"I'm feeling horny and hungry, let's have a Chinese Jerk!"

by TheRealNoahJ July 25, 2016