Truck Stuck

When you're just about to pull out into traffic but then see a BIG AZZ log truck and cant seem to push the gas pedal. Even though its still probably a 1/4 of a Mile away.

I was SUPER late for work this morning and would have had a good place at the front of the line but I got Truck Stuck 😬😬

by Bigmike8045 June 21, 2019

Truck Dragon

A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.

Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!

by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023

Bendy Trucks

Them ladder trucks that steer from both ends. Engineer up front and a dumb fireman in the back.

Cheyne: Hey Kip thats a big mid mount aerial!

Kip: Naw dummy... that's one of them bendy trucks that steers from both ends

by simpleton firemen March 15, 2021

Greed Truck

An excessively large, loud, lifted, or otherwise unnecessarily obnoxious truck, usually found in the southeastern United States and predominantly owned by white men with small penises.

Guy1: Geez what a greed truck..
Guy2: Yeah I know, annoying as shit.
Guy3: Our neighborhoods full of them.
Guy3: Soo greedy..

by SHAD0WZOMBIE July 1, 2020

mail truck

A truck that delivers mail to your house

Here comes the Mail Truck!

by jacie handler May 5, 2018

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

Gump Truck

Short Bus

Esther and Hank wore their helmets and double seat buckles on the gump truck ride to school this morning.

by Bobberino9999 December 24, 2010