Sneaky Canuck

When your partner is supposed to be getting lubed up but sneaks in maple syrup instead of lube.

Me and my husband wanted to try anal but that bastard gave me a sneaky canuck

by Beamerbear4 November 3, 2021

Sneaky K

Referring to a K or King in a card trick.

Bob:Pick a card!
Tom:NO!
Bob:Plz, for serious.
Tom:OK
Bob:*picks a card, memorizes it, puts card in deck*
Tom:*shuffles deck, pulls out a King*
Tom:Is this ur card?
Bob:OMG! YES! SNEAKY K!!!!!!!

by Daniel McArseburger July 10, 2007

Sneaky Peet

When you're showering with your girl and as she lathers up her hair and tucks back under the water, you piss all over her feet. This secret golden shower is known as the Sneaky Peet.

"I pulled a sneaky peet on the old lady last night in the shower."

"What's that?"

"Its when you give her a golden shower but she doesn't even know"

by Get Crumpd September 17, 2019

Sneaky Bean

Someone, typically a ginger, that steals something, blames it on someone else and gets away with it.

Johnny is the sneaky bean. He drank all the wine and told Dad that I did it, so now everyone hates me. Just like Johnny wanted.

by MomsFavorite May 21, 2022

sneaky riddler

A 'sneaky riddler' is someone who deliberately lets their ball bags hang out in inappropriate places, waiting for someone to notice.

"That jogger wearing his short, shorts didn't half do a sneaky riddler"

by DR Ballbags October 3, 2017

Sneaky Chode

When a dudes huge bulge makes you think he has a nice big dick, when in reality it's just a chode.

I thought Rob had a big dick but it turns out it was just a Sneaky Chode

by Oniro September 1, 2017

Quiet sneaky

Using your hand like a sock puppet without a sock and sneakily inserting it into an unsuspecting lovers butthole/vagina

Sharon loves a good quiet sneaky when she's drunk

Bro I'm really craving a quiet sneaky right now

by Quiet_sneaky June 22, 2016