smokey pipe

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.

Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."

Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"

by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019

Pipe breath

The smell of your breath after a long day of smoking your pipe

Grandpa: Why don't the kids like to talk to me?
Grandma: They can't stand the stand of your gross ass pipe breath

by Chelseafc10 March 29, 2017

Tripe Pipe

A rather disgusting looking vagina.

"Yeah mate she has a Tripe Pipe

by JLE123 November 12, 2018

Chocolate Pipe

Asshole. Pure and simple.

She was on blob, so I took her up the chocolate pipe instead.

by tufty1 April 14, 2009

Pipe-a-roonski

A fantastic tee shot in golf that is typically hit with the driver and goes very far and straight. This may also be known as and originates from the original word “pipe-a-rooner”. Best used on the golf course when you’re geeking out with the homies

“Wow, that shot Joe just hit was an absolute pipe-a-roonski. I think he’s 290+ right down the middle”

by jmonroe69 May 31, 2021

Slug Pipe

The "rare" sexual maneuver when you drop something on the ground and politely ask a woman if she can retrieve what you have dropped and you quickly pull out your hang down and shove it in her mouth. The woman will quickly try to blow your mansicle out making it look like she is trying to play a musical instrument.

I got Sally the other day with a Slug Pipe. She was totally blown away. I on the other hand felt pretty accomplished.

by teddytugginpitts October 15, 2014