joke dead

1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery

joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"

friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."

joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."

by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010

brazil dead

When something is unquestionably dead. If you've been on LiveLeak, you'll understand.

It wasn't just dead, it was Brazil Dead.

by brazildead June 14, 2018

Dead On Jones

When a person dies from a drug overdose.

Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."

Person B: "What?"

Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."

Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"

by LordBoy April 2, 2013

bone be dead

Dick that can't get hard.
Erectile dysfunction.

"My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."

"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."

"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."

by blossombaby August 9, 2012

Dead kilp

word used to describe a failed troll

He tried to troll me, but hes a dead kilp now.

by Iateyou March 26, 2013

Dead Pixel

A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.

There were a couple of dead pixels on my screen last night.

by Fearman November 25, 2007

Dead Betsy

A girl who lies still as if dead during sex, and lets the guy do all of the work.

"Dude - I though that girl was going to be an amazing lay, but she turned out to be a dead betsy!"

by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007