1. when somebody takes too long to tell a joke
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
2. when somebody leaves out a pivotal part of the joke, therefore makes no sense
3. when somebody tries to crack a joke, but fails to give a smooth delivery
joke teller: "(insert beginning of joke here)... and then, and then, shoot, lemme think about this for a second...."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
friend: (shakes head in disappointment) "joke dead"
friend 1: "ew, stephanie pratt is such a s u next tuesday."
friend2 : "don't you mean C u next tuesday?"
friend 3: "yup, joke dead."
joke teller: "why did the chicken cross the ro... ro... (SNEEZE)"
joke receiver: "ew, joke dead."
by hotspot0309 January 9, 2010
Get the joke deadmug. by brazildead June 14, 2018
Get the brazil deadmug. Person A: "Clifford, he dead on jones."
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
Person B: "What?"
Person A: "He died of a drug overdose."
Person B: "Nooo!!!!!"
by LordBoy April 2, 2013
Get the Dead On Jonesmug. "My man's bone be dead an I got to get me some."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
"Dr. Kaz be givin' my honey some C-Alice cuz his bone be dead."
"Oh honey..my coochie be cryin' cuz my man's bone be dead."
by blossombaby August 9, 2012
Get the bone be deadmug. by Iateyou March 26, 2013
Get the Dead kilpmug. A pixel on an LCD screen that stays a single bright colour irrespective of the surrounding background. Can be at least partly toned out by stroking the relevant area of the screen.
by Fearman November 25, 2007
by B.D. Smith November 6, 2007
Get the Dead Betsymug.