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Spunkfarter

Scottish colloquial.

A derogatory term used against a hetrosexual man to imply he may have had many homosexual encounters.

A derogatory term for as homosexual man.



C'mere you ya wee spunkfarter.

Look at that pair eh spunkfarters.
Spunkfarter by d1v0r April 24, 2007

spanky humpler 

the terrible thing that gets done to un-willing mothers by none other than kimbo slice...
ben edwards mother received a huge spanky humpler...
spanky humpler by john flannery February 7, 2008

spunk trunks 

The pants every male owns that he wears solely around the house and never washes and they have a conspicuous crusty stain somewhere on the front that is the result of misplaced ejaculants which occured some weeks or months before and now just hangs on for the ride.
had on me spunk trunks and my mates girlfriend showed up and I had to do the old "place different random objects over my crotch area to cover my spunk" trick, worked like a charm
spunk trunks by boners mcgee 2 February 23, 2011

Spunkelunking 

During fellatio, the act of penetrating the giver’s throat for ejaculatory purposes. First coined by Sex Nerd Sandra in the year of our lord, two thousand and eleven. spunkelunk spunkelunkee spunkelunker
Henry wasn’t sure if it was customary to ask before spunkelunking on the first date. He chose to ask first, and therefore got to enjoy a second date.

Spunk-spike

When you spike something that resembles spunk (like shampoo) with a load of semen out of dislike for the person who uses the spiked fluid, i.e. your ex-girlfriends hair-conditioner.
Hey Bro, I spunk-spiked my teachers yogurt the other day while I was in detention, he deserved it for being such an idiot...
Spunk-spike by McDanni December 15, 2011

Spunk Nugget 

Cum that is left floating in water after having sex in the shower.
I just fucked my wife in the shower and found some spunk nuggets.
Spunk Nugget by 1stTime March 8, 2013