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thong night

Any night of the week, but typically a Friday night when super religious people get frisky and want to spice things up from the normal panties.
Tom couldn’t wait for Friday to come, he was excited for thong night
by clapbackjack May 3, 2022
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coot of the night

Another term for a prostitute. One that isn't necessarily high class but certainly is cheap but provides a good level of service.
Rachel was so good last night - cheap, cheerful and definitely such a professional coot of the night.
by fanyole23 March 4, 2019
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night nigger

A black person who's skin absorbs roughly 99.999% of all light.
Person 1: Jesus christ, there's a black hole in here!
Person 2: Don't worry; It's just my perfectly spherical night nigger skin trophy.
by I can observe gamma rays October 30, 2019
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Fawesome night

1. A night that has lots of anticipation and build up and ends up surpassing your wildest dreams full of fun, craziness, and star jumping adventures. 2. Fucking Awesome night that is so good that you are too tired the next morning to say fucking awesome so you only say Fawesome night. 3. Someone who has a speech impediment that means to say awesome night but it comes out Fawesome night and they spit all over you while saying it.
Gene:: How was last night?
Kevin: I went out with this girl and we had the most unbelievable time. I never knew what was going to happen as it was a Fawesome night going from one adventure to the next!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gene: That is a lot of exclamation points. Was it that good?
Kevin: aren't you listening to me ya dbag, I just said it was Fawesome.
Gene: allright dude, you didn't have to spit on me.
Kevin: FFFFFuck you.

Gene: whoa, that was a lot of spit that came out. That was Fawesome.
by hawk22 September 16, 2011
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ham night

It's that thing where you throw a party, but you live in America - so all your guests are overweight and your air conditioning isn't keeping up as everyone is basted in their own juices.
Things really turned for the worst when someone brought up politics at our Ham Night.
by DarkDiggler June 3, 2020
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Night Reading

Katie: Hey, bro, what book are you reading?
Josh: I have no idea. I just put my finger in the book night read it.

Katie: Huh?
Josh: Yeah, you know how when you're in school and you're reading in class and your mind wanders off?
Katie: Ya, like daydreaming?
Josh: Exactly! But the opposite! Night Reading is when you sleep while holding a book, and while you're asleep you'll just absorb the information.
by That Slattery Girl May 21, 2020
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night shoes

1) The personality you put on when you go out at night. Your metaphorical party hat...if you will.

2) What you do at night.
"You about to see me in my night shoes"

"You don't know me, you only see me in my night shoes"
by Creampuff33 March 19, 2009
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