Mitchell Bourner Wasted

The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.

Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"

Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"

by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024

Regginay Mitchell

Regginay Mitchell
(noun) A term used to describe someone who is stunningly beautiful, effortlessly radiant, and exudes confidence.

Synonym for pretty, but on a whole new level—because regular words just don’t do her justice.

Example: “Wow, you look so Regginay Mitchell today!”

by HIDDENSAINT December 22, 2024

Dirty Mitchell

A sexual act in which one performs anal on a female. Following the removal of his poop covered member the female performs fellatio. After climax, the man proceeds to make out with his female counterpart, swapping a mixture of saliva, semen, and a lil’ bit-o-poop.

“I got so hammered last night that I gave my girlfriend a Dirty Mitchell”

by GabeOwner110599 August 22, 2025

The Mitchell

Where you play guitar for a guy named Aaron while playing but naked with but plugs

Aaron was so lonely until the Mitchell was performed

by Rugdoc69 October 1, 2025

Mitchell yuza

something you say when you dont want to reffer to your penis while in church

"hey brady would you like to see my Mitchell yuza?"
"hell no man were in church!"

by ValZLuV November 28, 2025

Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is a United States federal courthouse and Post Office owned by the federal government. It was designated in 1992 in honor of judge Mitchell Harry Cohen and currently stands in Camden, New Jersey, near the confines of Philadelphia. Prominent exterior features heavily noticeable present oak wainscot paneling, along with decorative terracotta detailing along with Limestone, Granite, and Brick.

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is in Camden.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Mitchell Earl

Mitchell Earl is an overdose of charm, wit, and fun. Even the greatest of extroverts become introverts around a Mitchell Earl. He will buy gifts of flowers and food, always with smile, and sometimes from Trader Joe's. Be careful not to end up on the wrong side of a joke though, it'll quickly turn into a roast! When he's not the obvious magnet of attention in a room, he peacefully relaxes to watching movies, tv shows, or listening to NPR.

"Yo, have you met Mitchell Earl?"

"Of course! Who hasn't met Mitchell Earl?"

by fambamthankyoumam November 23, 2021