Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021

kick drop

the ultimate stupid person, if you are a kick drop honestly just give up

the scale is drop kick then kick drop

omg that person is a kick drop

by mnbvguj,kc ,v;ihvyct7o5srxfy December 9, 2018

kicking air

To relax or (just chilling)

I am at work just kicking air!

by Daryisms June 22, 2019

Aerial Kick

A karate kick that is jumping both feet from the ground.

I will do an aerial kick on a bully.

by best.man.lol January 19, 2023

KICKING MITCHIE

Kicking Mitchie is when everyone facing eviction or bankruptcy from COVID 2020-related lack of governmental financial support and relief, courtesy of Mitch "Bitch" McConnell's-led retarded assfuckery of a Republican Senate, shows up their local Republican congressperson's house on Christmas Day to take turns kicking him or her in the face. And the genitals. And then the face again. Then, its a first-come-first-serve free-for-all looting festival where the angry newly-impoverished American citizens steal everything not locked down from the property while making sure to leave as many piles of flaming feces in their wake. It is assumed that so much badly-needed catharsis will be felt during Kitching Mitchie 2020 that it will be cemented as a yule-time tradition for years to come.

If you thought Juneteenth was cool, you're gonna love Kicking Mitchie. Better show up early while the gettin's good.

by Jaunty Diggles December 25, 2020

kick the hay

Mix between Kick the bucket and Hit the hay. It means when you are going to sleep but you hope to die in your sleep

Person 1: what happened to Rob
Person 2: oh he went to kick the hay

by SilentFoxKutsu September 1, 2018

Dan kick

A Dan kick is when a kick is so fierce it can destroy one and send one across globe or prehaps a different dimension.Can however only be performed by a Dan Wolf

did u just see him get dan kicked? he went like 36feet

by tonylegs696niggs November 29, 2010