The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007
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Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.
by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011
Get the Condom mug.a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
by asbo August 17, 2006
Get the jesus condom mug.When you take a shit so large it dwarfs over your dick, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person's rectum open. Stretch it front to back.
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by BigBuffBoi November 16, 2017
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Also, an effective contraceptive.
Also, an effective contraceptive.
Parent Condom: "Oh, look here he is at 6 running around the yard naked.... Look at the little pipi!!!"
by SpazZilla April 23, 2006
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A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
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Yung: I need protection... like rubber outfit before searching for dank stuff.
Other user: an internet condom?
Other user: an internet condom?
by Constlyung October 28, 2017
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