When a man pulls on his foreskin, creating an air tight seal around someone’s bare asshole, then harvests the fart and replants it into someone’s mouth.
I was supposed to meet Tyler for a drink but he couldn’t make it. He thought ass-to-mouth was the worst bet he’d ever lost until Dylan introduced him to the Norwegian bike pump. Now his tires are flat, his ass is raw, and his breath smells like shit.
by I’m not Brandon June 12, 2018
Get the Norwegian bike pumpmug. When someone is on a bicycle he doesn't have to follow the laws of traffic, until he gets into an accident. From the second before the collision until the second after he becomes a vehicle and suddenly all laws of traffic apply to him. This phenomenon is up until the time of writing only been observed when the cyclist isn't breaking any laws as a vehicle.
person in car: "Hey dude why did you drive so recklessly?"
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
person on bike: "It's okay because I wasn't a vehicle until you hit me, so you are the bad driver."
person in car: "Ah I see, the quantum bike phenomenon. I was clearly wrong here, sorry for the inconvenience."
by ThatGreenGuy8 November 14, 2020
Get the quantum bike phenomenonmug. When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
by Then it hit me October 18, 2020
Get the Yard sale a bikemug. by Biker girl October 25, 2015
Get the bike rack arsemug. by GoodOldMeth September 11, 2015
Get the bike her titsmug. by Race ready cycle September 15, 2020
Get the Blanchester bike shopmug. by TheTrumpet June 1, 2018
Get the Dirt Bike Gamesmug.