October 22

On this day you should slap a boy in the back of the head boy head slap day if you have a bf slap their ass 😀

Girl:hi timmy guess what day it is
Boy:October 22 why
(Slaps him hard on the head)
Girl: it’s boy head slap day

by Ur proper gay October 21, 2019

October 22

legends are born in on 22 October

Me: What date is it?

Friend: October 22
Me: Oh man is my birthday

or

me: mom, u know what day is it?

mom: idk
me: search on urban dictionary

mom: I didn't find anything

by imnotevenahuman October 20, 2019

October 22

National Roadman Day

Bruv, it’s October 22, let’s go to the takeaway and shank some ops, you get me?

by YouTube - myntism October 21, 2019

December 22

If your birthday is December 22 your Popular, pretty, smart, good at lying, And amazingly perfect so if your on December 22 Congrats!✨🥳

GURL/BOI YOUR BORN ON DECEMBER 22 LETS BE FRIENDS

TEACH ME YOUR WAYSSSSSSSSSSSS✨😣

by Sophie.yimmy✨ October 28, 2021

Coffee 22

When you're tired and you desperately need coffee, but since you haven't yet had coffee, you're failing at acquiring coffee. (A play on the phrase "catch 22.")

I apparently needed coffee too badly this morning. I made a to-go cup, but left it on the kitchen counter at home! Coffee 22.

by ImpunityJainne February 13, 2018

Pengananus-22

A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.

Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)

by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022

November 22

National send nudes day. Send your crush/bf/side hoe a nude. Specifically a booty pic ;)))).

Bryce: It’s November 22nd.
Mia: I guess I have to send you a picture then ahaha.

by MamaCitayassss November 21, 2020