Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

National Haidyn’s mom day

A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom

“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”

by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 14, 2022

your mom

The thing with the most mass in the entire universe so far. Unlike a black hole which also has a lot of mass. She doesn't attract stuff. She knocks them back and you know why? BECAUSE YO MAMA UGLY

your mom was so fat. The Chinese used her as inspiration for the great wall of China.

by Bigcoochieman42069 December 14, 2020

Mom

not teamnds lmao

NO MOM?

by TeamNDS May 10, 2022

Your Mom

should have swallowed

"I smashed Your Mom last night"

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017

Mom

the person who made you and keeps you safe even from a far it's sad that sum never met or don't see there mom's but even then she will always be with you💕

"I love me mom💕"said Natasha

"I love my mom too💕"said Daisy

by Queen NR April 22, 2019

ur mom

Ur mom is a simple comeback used in practically any scenario after a insult or just something that works with the joke..

Friend: Hey what are you doing after school
You: ur mom

You: hey man last night was so fun
Friend: what was last night
You: you mean you didn't hear me and ur mom in the bedroom??

Friend: hey whats up
You: ur mom

by Nonmar April 16, 2022