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farting day

you have to fart on this day or u go to jail
i just took a massive fart on farting day
by farting day November 27, 2022
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Tart Fart

When you fill up a hookers ass with cum and then she farts and it sprays everywhere.
Dude, your sister tart farted all over me last night..
by urbanlemon January 9, 2019
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Alien Fart

A Fart That Can Be Poison To People.

It could cause sickness or death.
1. Robin the Alien fart Are toxic.
2. Thomas Did not gonna get Up. But Alf farted on him
3. Visitors Farted on A Guy.
4. How ALF Farted?
5. Alien Fart Can Be Toxic.
by MayDayMeh June 12, 2018
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fart spliter

Another word for a string-tanga.
Originates from the behavior of farts passing by the string and gettin split in half.
Guy: damn, tanisha is so hot in her new fart spliter! I hope the little fly-by's didnt had to suffer too much :(
by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021
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Fart Jacuzzi

When you are in the bath, pool, or hot tub and you continuously fart making multiple bubbles and creating your own jacuzzi
Kate: I thought this was a hot tub, how did you make it into a jacuzzi

Matthew: By using the power of farts

Kate: So this is a fart jacuzzi
Matthew: Yep

Kate:.....Nice
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
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Nick fart

A fart that is typically released in the dead of night with a foul, warm egg, cheesy, mayo stench.
Wow! That Nick fart you ripped last night was a wet one!
by Car4k July 21, 2022
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Dick Fart

1) A small amount of air leaving the urethra, more commonly known as a quaof.

2) A way to slander someone who is closely related to a neanderthal. Someone who is incompetent, useless, braindead, and seems to have no use to the human race whatsoever.
3)During coitus when a man ejaculates on/inside a woman; his penis made a dick fart.
1)I went to go urinate the other day and it ended up only being a dick fart.
2) Jee wilikers, your very essence has dick fart written all over it. I wouldn’t be surprised if the sperm that carried you to your mother was a dick fart. You are most definitely a few chromosomes short of an average person.
3) “Oh My god you just had a huge dick fart. I’m so sticky now. You know I rather have your dick fart in my mouth than on my thigh!”
by Badfarmer December 18, 2020
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