Ur mom

Sometimes a funny joke sometimes not depends when you say it

Friend:who did you sleep with last night
You:ur mom

by Ur mom hahahaha 69XD December 9, 2021

Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

Mom clone

When you accidentally call your teacher your mom

I called ms smith My mom yesterday she’s such a mom clone

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

Ur Mom

Ur Mom s. f. - 1.Ur mom, parent, mother 2.Hotness if It was a person, ur mom

1.-Mom can we buy this lego set?

-Sure son/daughter.

2.-Ur mom's hot

-Ikr

by milkywayzz October 14, 2021

My mom

A motherly figure that is belonging to me.

I love my mom.

by HalalMeat5000 August 2, 2022

Ur Mom

is hot

Under the sheets unda the sheets me and ur mother making your brother
Ur mom

by raethegae December 7, 2021

Moms life bro.

Moms life bro means that you love your mother and your brother by saying moms life bro

Me: My moms life bro. are the best life ever
Peter: OH I LIKE HUNTING. BILL HUNT FOREVER

by NAVISUCKS November 7, 2021