When a woman swallows semen after a blowjob, she is, when you think about it, eating your babies. Semen containing millions of sperm, which can be thought of as potential offspring, yada yada, you get the idea!
Russel: Oh Josie! I'm...I'm gonna cum!
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O
Josie: (Sexy-aggressive voice) Oh give it to me Russel. I wanna eat your babies!
Russel: Huh? O_O
by MickeyGoodFella July 16, 2010
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Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 26, 2006
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Get the putting the baby to sleep mug.'Ni hao, baby' is a pick up line commonly directed at oriental-looking women. This line can often backfire, especially if the girl speaks perfect English. To qualify to use this line, you have to be desperate, not-Asian, blatantly ignorant of Asian cultures, and over 30 years of age. This line is always successful at making the user appear to be sleazy and unattractive. In a situation where this line is used, alcohol is usually present.
by rawrrawr222 February 15, 2010
Get the ni hao, baby mug.when a man stays with his childs mother simply because he doesnt want any other man to be in her or his childs life. He really doesnt love her they way a man should love a woman. He may leave her from time to time but he will come back when she starts to move on with anthor man
Bob keeps leaving his baby mama Jennie. He always comes back when she finds someone else and he doesnt want her or his child to have any other man in their lives. Bob Has baby mama love
by metallicaboo March 5, 2007
Get the Baby Mama Love mug.Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
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