Half the Fat of Fat

When something is high in fat, it's half the fat of fat.

No margarine for me, please! It's half the fat of fat!

by Shenanigan November 21, 2017

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Gap Fat

When you are fat and wear Gap clothes 'cause Gap is marketing to the fatties.

She is stylin' in her Gap Fat.

by Hey Joey Jo Jo September 7, 2021

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Fat

Your balls being sucked into your fat

this is charlie the fat new Zealander

by that guy fr March 12, 2023

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Fat Rat Friday

Every Friday rats get a day for them

This friday is fat rat friday

by Minco January 24, 2021

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Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

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