fleet fucked

When a girl is so horny she leaps on you the first tme she sees you. This ussualy happens after said girl has been dumped.

That girl was so sad about being dumped she fleet fucked me.

by dis kid October 28, 2008

battle fuck

1. To have aggressive sex with someone you fear or are intimidated by
2. To use aggressive sex as revenge
3. A type of person who has kinky, violent sex

Can be used as a verb or noun.
Originated in San Francisco, CA.

Example #1: She would "battle fuck" him.
Example #2: He deserves to be "battle fucked".
Example #3: She's a total "battle fuck".

by ZANDV October 8, 2011

titty fuck

the act of thrusting your meatsword between your partners mammories. It usually helps if you spit on your partnerschest before commenceing in this act.

i would let you titty fuck me, but my nipples are so hard they could cut diamonds therefore i caution you. I don't want to get sued. maybe next timeeeeee.

by J-rab August 8, 2007

fucking jacktard

The most extreme variety of fucktard. There's always one nearby who won't shut up.

STFU you fucking jacktard before I donkey punch you.

by Hannibal March 29, 2003

tittie fuck

having sex by butting cock between boobs

" Man, john Tittie fucked Sally, and it was SWEET"

by aaronfa97 November 25, 2007

Rat Fuck

Latin: Rodendum Copuli--the least amount of concern you can express for any given act.

I don't give a rat fuck what she said,I did not fuck her sister!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

fuck-wit

A person who professes superior self knowledge but really has only a limited and/or skewed grasp of any subject. These people often float from the bottom of the turd bowl in the form of a middle manager. Fuck-wit detection is fairly easy after about 30 seconds of conversation.

Me: "The problem is the third party vendor for product A, they are recalling their product from this particulat LOT"
Fuck-wit: "Well we are not buying from product A any more"
Me: "Um, well it is not their fault, their vendor is recalling the component"
Fuck-wit, "I can't understand the bad business practices of Product A that they would buy bad components"
Me: "Um, they did not buy bad components on purpose, that is why they are replacing the component for free"

by capngrumpy November 8, 2005