butt fucks

Someone who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing.

Taking your car to get serviced, and your car comes out worse than going in, because the butt fucks servicing it spent too much time sticking their dicks in the exhaust pipe than looking at the damn car!

by J Herzoy April 29, 2012

Fuck-toss

The action of tossing an object across a room in a lackadaisical manner but still resulting in an accurate end result

Joe fuck-tossed the eyedrops to Jack and they still landed in right in his lap

by GIMME_THE_LOOT421 March 13, 2010

a-fucking-ruba

PARADISE!!!

The exotic island location with white sandy beaches where awesome people go to drink bottomless adult beverages and get their fuck on all day until they need to be carried back to their room in a wheel barrow.

Jason and Bonnie went to A-fucking-RUBA :)

by ILikeYouLots:) May 27, 2010

Spider fuck

A viscious standing fuck from a light weight woman who can alternately grasp with her legs or push off from your pelvis while clutching your neck.

After I got her home she just jumped up and spider fucked me right there in the bathroom.

by Kroenig September 21, 2009

weird as fuck

things weird as shit things so fucking weird as fuck you will shit your bed

dude some things weird as fuck are happening with this Ouija board

by cece loves dicks and fucking January 17, 2015

sour fuck

a fuck that is not of good and/or sound quality. a fuck that is sub par or not to standards. a general statement of dissapointment at a situation and may or may not have relevance. a nice thing to say to loved ones at suppertime.

"well. today just happens to be just a whole slough of sour fucks...just one sour fuck after another...*sigh*"

by toby? December 15, 2008

Whatever the fuck

A phrase that is used when you have given up or do not care anymore.

"Hey, how do you think you did on the math test?"
- "I had no clue what I was doing so whatever the fuck."

by Youaresuchapenis October 9, 2017